* Old noggin-bustified ex-Patchupper screaming 'rape' down the catwalks. No report from Wrongstoppers. Patchupper-in-Chief suggested a padded room. Transmogrifier Chief suggested shaving the ex-Patchupper to constructify padding, as we're low on goats. Several Buroks suggested if the current Wrongstoppers can't pacificate dustuppers, remedial measures needed.
* Transmogrifier Chief reports Outside got icier than usual, weather report confirmed by Chief Dirigibler now that the skies are clear enough for dirigibling. Safety warnings issued for pilots, transmogrifiers, and aftercrashery personnel.
*Icy weather has caused several popsickled goats. Transmogrifier Chief said they're not using goat natchers, just shovels and some rope, and trying not to bustify the frozen goats before they get to the butchery platforms. Several butchery platforms choked on popsickled goat, problem reported to steam managers.
* Plans for Iron Inventioneer proceeding on schedule. Samophlange operators reportify the pulp gets into everything, so they're bagging it very securely and wearing masks.
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